Inspired by the If You Give a Dog a Donut series, and a comment from my three-year-old about my own bad breath, I was inspired to write the following…
If your kid says you have bad breath, you should immediately brush your teeth.
If you immediately brush your teeth, you might run out of toothpaste.
If you run out of toothpaste, you’ll put it on your Target list.
If you put it on your Target list, you WILL go to Target. ASAP. Your mouth is rotten.
When you go to Target, you’ll likely be suckered into an impulse purchase.
If you are suckered into an impulse purchase, you’ll make Target wealthier.
If you make Target wealthier, they’ll build more stores.
If Target builds more stores, there will be more Starbucks.
If there are more Starbucks, you’ll drink more coffee.
And chances are, if you drink more coffee, your kid will say that you have bad breath.